Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Playground Showdown: Obama + Lindsay Lohan + McCain

Lindsay Lohan reportedly offered to host a series of events to boost
the morale of younger voters, but was turned down. A top source in Barack Obamas team apparently said the actress "is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us."

McCains camp made a kindergarten comment: "So let me get this straight," says spokesman Tucker Bounds. "They turned away Lindsay Lohan, but Barack Obama has friends like unrepentant terrorist Bill Ayers and convicted felon Tony Rezko? Maybe LiLo is just too upstanding"
for Barack Obama.

In response, Obama said they're glad to see they're focused on
the important issues over in McCain HQ------------

Kindergarten student 1: U stink

Kindergarten student 2: Ur momma

Kindergarten student 1: Its on like Donkey Kong

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