Boooooo get off the stage: dusty feet

I must bring back “Boooooo get off the stage” because of my girl (cough, cough), Tameka better known as Usher’s wife/baby mama/ stylist

Wtf is going on?
1) grant it, she is rocking the new-new fendi bangles…. I will give props
BUT
2) her jeans….. baby no one wears whisper faded (remember those from Express???) jeans
3) and her FEET!!!! WTF x2… girl go get lotion because it looks like they started sanding your feet at the construction site but stopped
4) what is with these people claiming to be stylist and look like they need one??

Get off the stage…. Exit left please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the words of Webbie, “dusty feet please don’t bother me!!!”

Boooooo get off the stage

I thought beginning of the year, no one would seriously deserve to get a nomination. I mean its the start of a new year so everyone should be striving to be better than last year. But there is one issue that I did not write (for journalistic and other reasons):

Raz- B and Chris Stokes

If you guys haven't heard: A video was released with Raz-B and brother Ricky Romance (what in the world kind of name) claiming Raz was molested by Chris Stokes. Chris released a statement saying Raz has mental problems and the allegations weren't true. Another video was released that Raz stated the videos were personal and the allegations weren't true. Then his brother Ricky gave an interview stating they were threatened and the allegations were true.

Last week they were all (Raz, Ricky, Chris) at a restaurant together and claimed everything is fine.

So I must give them a whole Boooo edition. Who should get off the stage: us (the public, esp the blogger world for feeding into this craziness) or the individuals involved (for lying [maybe] and making this situation work in their respective favors)????

Booooo get off the stage

I know, I know--- I’ve been M.I.A. on these particular posts for a while. Why?? I’ve been fed up with everyone and also had a mild case of writers block. So for this week’s edition, get out your brooms and
nominate whom you want to “Boooo get off the stage” and not see for 2008

Mine:
Promoters and their 5,000 emails. We get it---you are having a party. But I do not need 5,000 emails everyday in my inbox reminding me. If I want to come I will put it on my calendar but by aggravating me I’m putting you on my do not attend list. So for 2008 keep it to 1 a day because emailing me 5,000 times mean you don’t have a good list and no one will be there anyway.

Uptight bloggers:
The ones you email and wont exchange links with you because they are scared you’re going to step on their toes and steal their shine?? Ummm huh.

So guys leave your nominations in the comment section

Boooo get off the stage/Frozen Treats

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The snow has fallen and I think we received about 4-7 inches. Don't quote me on that so today I decided to do a random non- Chicago post with the Sunday regular because I'm home, bored.

"Booooo get off the stage."
Rihanna concert outfits



I get the concept but shiny pleather?? If she dressed in simple leather with a splash of color, and take away some of the extra details like straps, gloves, ruffles, etc then I could get on board with that.

Jaime Foxx and his brazilian wax



A man should not be this smooth and bare in that "area". I know that wax hurt. Thats all I have to say and "suspect".

Video "vixens"

Speaking out on the good, the bad, and the ugly. Some are in it to get a jump on acting careers while some date the celebrities and brag about the loot and the attention. Check out the video here I was appalled but not that shocked. It was a little sad when rappers are checking for 17 year old "vixens"

So who should Booooo get off the stage this week?



Frozen treats....

2007 Lunchbox Auction consist of signed and special designed lunchboxes by celebrities.
Kanye’s


Beyonce’s


The auction benefits hunger-relief organizations Food Bank for New York City and The Lunchbox Fund of South Africa

To bid go here


Tiny (Xscape and T.I.'s main lady) has a travel company/website now. At least its not a clothing line.


Recently, Angela and Vanessa Simmons announced they would be releasing purses as part of their Pastry line. Here is a little preview


Also the Spring line will have satin and spandex dresses, embroidered denim, stretch charmeuse tops, French terry hoodies and pants, and more.

Boooooo get off the stage

It's that time to vote for someone to Booooo get off the stage
Vote in the comment section



Lil Wayne
Is it me or does his interviews get weirder by the month. The latest:

"When you’re making love, nobody’s screaming. You’re just in each other’s ear breathing and shit. I don’t do that f*cking sh*t. I’m small, I mean, not my [d*ck] but my body…. (tell us something we don’t know)

"I got a hernia and everything My mama was like, “How did you get that” and the doctor said, “Well, it usually comes from strenuous activity. (why is your mama in the doctors office with you? I thought…. Ahh nevermind. Wezzy confuse the hell outta me) He probably was picking up heavy things.” My mama was like, “No, cause he don’t pick up a f*ckin’ thing. He’s straining by f*cking all them f*ckin’ girls,” tellin’ em, “That’s what you’re doing, having too much f*ckin’ sex."

Should we tell Lil Wayne to: boooo get off the interviewing stage?




Remy Ma vs. Lil Kim

Lil Kim has been addressing the beef between her and Remy in interviews recently. So Remy has responded and may I add its hilarious. Remy has called to attention Lil Kim’s plastic surgery….

“What did she say? ‘Put it on my, I was to busy being conceited’. Like, how could you be conceited, you don’t even like your own face,” Remy continued. “ What are you talking about? Are you serious? How was I supposed to take that offensive.”

“I don’t believe you,” stressed Remy. “ You don’t like your nose, you don’t like your cheek , you don’t like your chin, you don’t like your skin color, you don’t like your tits , you don’t like your stomach, you don’t like your teeth. What are you talking about?”

My question: which rapper should get off the stage? Lil Kim whose mixtape reviews are good and bad, who has been out the rap game for a long time, or Remy a newer rapper who has stood up to a bully?

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Omarion and Bow Wow & the best of both worlds theme. From R.Kelly & Jay Z to Hannah Montana….don’t they realize we don’t want both worlds? Especially since Bow and O come from the world of men that still look like boys? Should they just boooooo get off both stages?



Phony booties ( a la Lola Luv)—ok, ok I said I wouldn’t feed into it but there is a lot of talk about Angel aka Lola Luv and her new new booty. Seems like the new new thing is to get butt implants/injections and deny deny. From Angel, Kim K to CoCo (Ice-T’s wife) should we tell them in the future to reduce the size or boooo get off the stage?


Ray J’s “rap career”. After releasing the Kim and Ray J sex tape ( and getting short changed in the money area as well as fans), dating Lil Kim, bragging about his package and now releasing a mixtape can we say it has been time to booooooo get off the stage?

So who does this weeks crown go to?

Boooooo get off the stage

For the second edition:


1) R.Kelly: From fighting child pornography cases, publicist quitting, having problems with male artists who tour with him, to not so great reviews of his concert performances (too many skits)… can we finally say…….boooooo get off the stage (and in cell block 8)??


2) Saleisha
Ok, ok who really watches top model anymore?? I do but only because I just love the predictable eliminations, the lame photoshoots, the stereotyped black bitch, someone fainting or going to the hospital every season! But anyway, I thought I was the only one who noticed Tyra’s favoritism this season towards Saleisha…..not true.

Rumors are circulating of Saleisha being the big winner due to 1) she attended Tyra’s T-Zone camp 2) she was on an episode of Tyra’s talk show last year (she appears a little before the 4 minute mark HERE )

Dare I say Top Model could be rigged and have to……… Boooooooo get off the stage?

Vote!!

Boooooo get off the stage

**** This is a weekly poll that I ask you, to vote for the person who should get off their platform. So tell me who should we tell, "Booooo get off the stage!"





1) Beyonce: she is now hawking Direct TV! From cell phones (which she claims he doesn’t use), American Express, House of Dereon/ Deron lines, cosmetic/perfume endorsements ----- and don’t forget her special screening of Beyonce Live DVD in select theaters! She's everywhere but her fans and the public wants her to sit down for at least 6 months and believe me, we will still remember you!



2) Britney: Oh my. Girl let it go and let your natural hair (bald or faded) show.

Speaking of Britney, Lil Kim is featured on a remix of "Gimme More." Listen/download HERE



3) Keyshia Cole: This video says it all